My compatriot Fastlou and I have a lot in common. The most relevant to this blog: we're both sick bastards and enjoy the pain of terrible entertainment. Together we are the Dynamic Duo of True Crap; he specializes in movies, I specialize in games. We've attempted to get our own site together for some time with which to review both the good and the bad, but putting a full site together requires work and we are also the Dynamic Duo of Laziness. Besides, as any reader of Seanbaby or Something Awful knows, it's the bad that's funny to talk about...so an easy-to-use blog of crap reviews became the obvious solution.
I'll be starting off with some edited and revamped reviews already written for the aforementioned vaporware review site, and then moving on into uncharted territory of still more games that just hurt to play. These games will be both new and old and from any system, because we all know that success is fleeting but the stench of failure is everlasting. Naturally because of the nature of this writing qualities such as "fairness," "thoroughness," and "journalistic integrity" are right out the window, so take comfort - any insinuations or outright insults are intentional and something I revel in each and every day.
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